hot & complicated {like rabies, only better}

In honor of it getting, and let me use the the technical term here, “hot as balls” in Portland today, I thought I’d throw up a little hot weather snippet from Anchorman to placate the burning heat.
You couldn’t pay me enough to drink milk right now. OK, that’s a lie. I actually enjoy cold frosty milk to an alarming degree and would, in all actuality, probably pay someone for some cold milk right now.