hot & complicated {like rabies, only better}

I play in a Sunday softball beer league and as usual, relating to the world only through the recollection of sketch comedy bits, I attempted to take the edge off a tough loss to the Portland Mercury by telling our pitcher Charles all about the wonderful Kids in the Hall sketch where Buddy Cole, one of Scott Thompson’s best characters, saves the day for his lesbian softball squad in grand fashion.
If only I could have hit like Buddy. And worn a uniform that exposed my nipples. I’d be the best softball player in the world.