hot & complicated {like rabies, only better}

I’m going to celebrate the 4th of July the only way I know how: terrorist fist jabs all around. “Oh, what’s a terrorist fist jab?”, you ask. It’s only the coolest thing Barack Obama and his wife do. Everyone’s doing it. What you do, see, is take your closed fist, and move it in a horizontal direction towards another of your cohorts closed fists, say to celebrate a birdie putt or a free pint of beer. Whoa, not too fast now. There you go, align and bump knuckles. That’s it, just a slight tap’ll do. Bump them knuckles. And now you’re a terrorist. Congratulations.
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