hot & complicated {like rabies, only better}

A Los Angeles neighborhood recently passed a one-year fast food ban and wouldn’t you know it, today they’re hit with an earthquake. Coincidence? I think that little trembler was a just little hunger pang from the man upstairs and lest ye displease him, do not denyest thou his crunchwrap supreme.
As this Onion video aptly captures in irony, and this article in all seriousness, Americans needs their fast food:

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less