People, people, people, did Public Enemy and Flavor Flav’s raspy refrain not teach you anything? 911 is not a joke. Apparently that nugget of wisdom was overlooked by this guy:

I love that Subway was involved in this incident, because as many know, I hate them dearly and have an ongoing boycott of said sub shop (going on 3 years now!) due to a little food poisoning acquired at one of their fine eating establishments. Wash your g’damn hands! Oh, and I once described their “seafood sensation” item as looking like a bucket of vomit that was stirred with a dirty log, for which I’m very proud.
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