hot & complicated {like rabies, only better}

The presidential race is hitting full stride and if John McCain doesn’t land the top spot in the Oval Office, I think he’s got a shot at late night TV. Let’s face it, this guy is funny. I know Conan is set to replace Leno, but watch out O’Brien, McCain’s got chops. But don’t believe me, read McCain’s hilarious riff on rape and violence against women: McCain’s Ape Joke.
Who knew that was funny? I surely didn’t. And talk about reaching across the aisle. Here McCain reaches across the aisle and smacks those Democrats with the funny stick the best way he knows how - a personal insult against the child of colleague and former president: McCain Insults Chelsea Clinton.
Ouchy! Take that for being alive. But McCain saves his best material for those softer subjects we all love: terror, violence, killing…
Sounds like McCain thinks killing Iranians is a joke: McCain makes a joke about killing Iranians. I bet they’re laughing!
And here he gives torture a spin, taking waterboarding and making light of it: McCain’s take on Waterboarding.
I want to go waterboarding! Come on, you know it sounds fun.
So whether it’s an acceptance speech or a late-night monologue, this here’s a good way for McCain to break the ice:

Yep, he’s just loves making a joke about killing Iranians. Oh you.