People, people, people, did Public Enemy and Flavor Flav’s raspy refrain not teach you anything? 911 is not a joke. Apparently that nugget of wisdom was overlooked by this guy:

I love that Subway was involved in this incident, because as many know, I hate them dearly and have an ongoing boycott of said sub shop (going on 3 years now!) due to a little food poisoning acquired at one of their fine eating establishments. Wash your g’damn hands! Oh, and I once described their “seafood sensation” item as looking like a bucket of vomit that was stirred with a dirty log, for which I’m very proud.
Check out some more 911 chicanery @ rusty kiwi
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A Los Angeles neighborhood recently passed a one-year fast food ban and wouldn’t you know it, today they’re hit with an earthquake. Coincidence? I think that little trembler was a just little hunger pang from the man upstairs and lest ye displease him, do not denyest thou his crunchwrap supreme.
As this Onion video aptly captures in irony, and this article in all seriousness, Americans needs their fast food:
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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