We’ve all seen the headlines regarding the nation’s housing market and foreclosure woes and I’ve recently been learning firsthand that the home-buying process is a meaty endeavor to undertake.
The world of real estate is a little more entertaining when imagined by the Upright Citizens Brigade. Here they bring you the “hot chicks room”:
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I was walking home from the grocery store the other evening when the pleasant silence of my neighborhood was broken by some serious freestyle rap. I saw the classy rapping gentleman on the opposite corner, and seeing as how he decided to follow me and project his voice in my direction, I could only assume some of his improv lyrics were directed towards me. This is how he flowed:
“Man, f**k your s**t, all of that s**t. Ah, man, f**k this s**t. All of your stress. Can’t handle my stress. Yeah, f**k your s**t.”
I guess he was referring to my Skinny Cow Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwiches in my bag.
Sorry dude, that’s just how I do things.
I was about to hit with some of my own rap, Mr. Show style:
