hot & complicated {like rabies, only better}

before they were (sketch comedy) stars

Brandon — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:40:15 +0000

Bob Odenkirk flexes his chops with some stand-up early on in his career. This is every bit as good and twisted as the best of the best of the Mr. Show.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

terrorist fist jab

Brandon — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:21:33 +0000

I’m going to celebrate the 4th of July the only way I know how: terrorist fist jabs all around. “Oh, what’s a terrorist fist jab?”, you ask. It’s only the coolest thing Barack Obama and his wife do. Everyone’s doing it. What you do, see, is take your closed fist, and move it in a horizontal direction towards another of your cohorts closed fists, say to celebrate a birdie putt or a free pint of beer. Whoa, not too fast now. There you go, align and bump knuckles. That’s it, just a slight tap’ll do. Bump them knuckles. And now you’re a terrorist. Congratulations.
We’re truly blessed that FOX NEWS is here to capture and report on such groundbreaking issues.

Brian Regan needs phone service

Brandon — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:45:11 +0000

Brian Regan needs phone service. Here’s his hilarious recap of how it went down:

Hot Chicks Room

Brandon — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:54:11 +0000

We’ve all seen the headlines regarding the nation’s housing market and foreclosure woes and I’ve recently been learning firsthand that the home-buying process is a meaty endeavor to undertake.
The world of real estate is a little more entertaining when imagined by the Upright Citizens Brigade. Here they bring you the “hot chicks room”:

professor splash = high dive, shallow water

Brandon — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:56:54 +0000

Oh my gourd this dude is nuts! Meet professor splash! He just set a new record by diving from a height of 35 feet into a kiddie pool filled with 12 inches of water. No Joke. I can hardly get into bath water 6 inches deep without suffering a few bruises, but then again, I’m a sensitive soul, and I’m not called Professor Splash.

I don’t know what’s better, diving into an insanely shallow pool of water, or diving from an insanely high perch like this dude who nabbed the world record high dive for this jump: