tough, tough choices when mr. show offers up options like these.
1.) mayostard (brought to you by Stenson’s - now why does that name sound familiar?)
2.) mustardayonnaise
you decide. and if condiments aren’t your thing, and the reality of using one knife for two spreadable edibles is, get some Goober from Smucker’s. If only they’d figure a way to get bread in that damn jar my life would be complete! Wait, what’s this? An entire root beer float in a bottle. Dying…now…content.
